Sort-as-a-Service
because sorting locally is so 2006
sort anything. no algorithm needed.
bring your own array. we’ll handle the rest.
sorting, as a service: paste your key and go
arrays sorted in the cloud. just because.
ai-sort is the world’s first totally unnecessary array sorting platform powered by GPT. we took a simple problem and made it complicated on purpose.
how it works
Step 1: install the npm package
npm install ai-sortStep 2: set your OpenAI key
export OPENAI_API_KEY=sk-...Step 3: sort things you could’ve sorted locally
import { vibesort } from "ai-sort";
const result = await vibesort([9, 1, 4]);
// result: [1, 4, 9] (eventually)features
- real-time array sorting with LLM latency
- fully cloud-dependent
- bring your own OpenAI key
- tested in production (once)
- guaranteed slower than Array.prototype.sort()
- breaks without internet
- refuses to sort if you are not vibing
- now supports numbers. just numbers.
pricing
basic
$0/month
- up to 1000 sorts (but like… who’s counting?)
- BYOK (bring your own key)
- no guarantees, only vibes
pro
also $0/month
- you still bring your own key
- we add the word "sparkles" to the logs (coming soon)
testimonials
“this changed how i think about sorting. also therapy.” — junior dev at vibe corp
“we migrated our sort function to ai-sort and now everything is slower. 10/10.” — founder, YC S25
“i was going to learn quicksort, but then i found ai-sort.” — random unemployed cs student